The first post

First entries in blogs are very much like first kisses, they have to be done just right in order to leave a lasting impression. This one, however is going to have to violate that rule.

There are a bunch of things that I need to get out of the way pretty quickly because I am pressed for time tonight. First off, my name isn't Colin and as you will find out if you continue reading this blog I am a great liar. I lie to people constantly about who I am and what I do because I am more interested in having sex with them than getting to know them.

In most people's eyes this probably makes me a bad person. However, I have set aside that part of my brain because I quite enjoy being this way.

I'll have to get back to you on stuff later, because I am late to my next anonymous sexual encounter.